do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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