I love black thongs
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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