i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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