Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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