Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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