Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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