he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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