I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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