'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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