I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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