We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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