Where did you get a picture of my penis
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you never un-have a 4some
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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