I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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