I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
