ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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