i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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