Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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