i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
even my farts smell like vagina
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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