still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Enjoy the penises
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
