i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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