i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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