Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize
