I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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