I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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