Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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