Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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