I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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