So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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