So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
this will be a night to untag.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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