i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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