As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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