Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How naked do you want me to be?
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