i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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