Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I am available for nakedness
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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