if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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