We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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