there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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