He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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