are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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