The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i was born a porn star she said
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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