I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
