Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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