I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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