I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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