Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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