pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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