Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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