so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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