i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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