I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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